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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do stand-up, nothing I talk about is funny. Everything is really sad and tragic and then I make it funny.
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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