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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
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