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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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