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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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