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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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South Carolina
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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