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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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