Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
Chris Rock
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Andrews
South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
Christopher Rock
Payment
Jack
Check
Checks
Taxes
Pay
Liberty
Take
More quotes by Chris Rock
I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
Chris Rock
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Chris Rock
I do what I can do when I can do it.
Chris Rock
Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
Chris Rock
When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.
Chris Rock
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
Chris Rock
It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
Chris Rock
When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
Chris Rock
The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
Chris Rock
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
Chris Rock
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
Chris Rock
Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
Chris Rock
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
Chris Rock
If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
Chris Rock
If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
Chris Rock
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
Chris Rock
The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
Chris Rock
I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
Chris Rock
I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
Chris Rock