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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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