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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
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