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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.
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The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.
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