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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can't even put gas in my plane!
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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