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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.
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When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
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