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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
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