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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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