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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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