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I do what I can do when I can do it.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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I think it's better to have ideas.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
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Oprah is rich Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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