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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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