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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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Money is the best lotion in the world.
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I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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Pretty girls have problems too.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
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I think it's better to have ideas.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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