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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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I believe you got my property?
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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