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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Andrews
South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
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When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
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I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.
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It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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