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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
Christopher Rock
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.
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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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