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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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America is the greatest country in the whole world.
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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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