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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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