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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
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