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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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Oprah is rich Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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