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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
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I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.
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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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