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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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