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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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