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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.
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The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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