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Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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God bless America. And no place else.
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You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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The U.S government hates rap music
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Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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