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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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