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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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