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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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