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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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