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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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