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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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