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Hollywood's just not funny.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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South Carolina
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
Chris Rock
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock
When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.
Chris Rock
I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
Chris Rock
Pretty girls have problems too.
Chris Rock
The U.S government hates rap music
Chris Rock
America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.
Chris Rock
It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
Chris Rock
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
Chris Rock
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
Chris Rock
You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
Chris Rock
I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
Chris Rock
Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
Chris Rock
Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
Chris Rock
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
Chris Rock
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
Chris Rock
Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
Chris Rock
Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
Chris Rock
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
Chris Rock
I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
Chris Rock
