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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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