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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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America is the greatest country in the whole world.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do stand-up, nothing I talk about is funny. Everything is really sad and tragic and then I make it funny.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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