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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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