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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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