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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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