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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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