Quote

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

Chris Rock

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Andrews
South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
Christopher Rock
Laughing
Tell
Need
Needs
People
Critic
Critics
Aren

More quotes by Chris Rock

Image
When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
Chris Rock
Image
If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
Chris Rock
Image
America is the greatest country in the whole world.
Chris Rock
Image
The U.S government hates rap music
Chris Rock
Image
When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
Chris Rock
Image
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock
Image
Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
Chris Rock
Image
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
Chris Rock
Image
See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
Chris Rock
Image
Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock
Image
I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
Chris Rock
Image
Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
Chris Rock
Image
In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
Chris Rock
Image
You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
Chris Rock
Image
Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
Chris Rock
Image
I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.
Chris Rock
Image
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
Chris Rock
Image
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
Chris Rock
Image
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Chris Rock
Image
I have four jackets, five pants, whatever, that are all the same. If you see U2 in concert, they wear the same thing every night. They just got a bunch of them. Albert Einstein used to wear brown suits every day. Why waste brainpower on something that is trivial?
Chris Rock