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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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