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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.
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You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
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Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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