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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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Andrews
South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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I believe you got my property?
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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