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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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I believe you got my property?
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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Money is the best lotion in the world.
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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