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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.
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Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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