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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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