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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
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You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
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I believe you got my property?
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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