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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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