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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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I think it's better to have ideas.
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