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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
Chris Rock
If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
Chris Rock
I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
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Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock
I believe you got my property?
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I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
Chris Rock
I have four jackets, five pants, whatever, that are all the same. If you see U2 in concert, they wear the same thing every night. They just got a bunch of them. Albert Einstein used to wear brown suits every day. Why waste brainpower on something that is trivial?
Chris Rock
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
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