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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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America is the greatest country in the whole world.
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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I believe you got my property?
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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