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A man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.
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