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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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