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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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