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Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

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Chris Pratt
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: June 21
Actor
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Virginia
Minnesota
Christopher Michael Chris Pratt
Christopher Michael Pratt
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