Quote

Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.

Chris Pratt

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Chris Pratt
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: June 21
Actor
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Virginia
Minnesota
Christopher Michael Chris Pratt
Christopher Michael Pratt
Express
Slices
American
Platinum
Perfect
Mustard
White
Sandwich
Two
Sandwiches
Card
Cards
Bread
Mayo

More quotes by Chris Pratt

Image
I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.
Chris Pratt
Image
Both 'OC' and 'Everwood,' there were people on set where you learned to stay away from them on a bad day.
Chris Pratt
Image
I surprised myself with my ability to run. It's kind of like tippy toe running. I would not be able to outrun Indominus Rex, but with enough practice I might be able to make it 40 or 50 feet before I was killed.
Chris Pratt
Image
I would definitely not rule out doing television, in the future, because I think it's a great medium for telling stories.
Chris Pratt
Image
Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle or a bow. That's my release.
Chris Pratt
Image
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
Chris Pratt
Image
I've always been a little soft. I like to eat.
Chris Pratt
Image
Film is cool because it's an hour and a half to two hours. It's a great ride. It's typically three acts - beginning, middle and end. It's going on an adventure and by the end it's all cleaned up.
Chris Pratt
Image
I'm sure I can't relate to what females go through in Hollywood, but I do know what it feels like to eat emotionally. To be sad and make yourself happy with food, and then be almost immediately sad again, and then ashamed. Then, you try to hide those feelings with more food.
Chris Pratt
Image
You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.
Chris Pratt
Image
The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
Chris Pratt
Image
People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot.
Chris Pratt
Image
I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.
Chris Pratt
Image
I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.
Chris Pratt
Image
To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing.
Chris Pratt
Image
The big challenge for me was just trying to ignore the embarrassment of being an actor. It's a pretty embarrassing thing to do. You've got people pointing cameras at you and hundreds of people watching you, as you're trying to be great. And often, almost every time, you're not.
Chris Pratt
Image
We cannot judge of the fact, but the law upon the fact.
Chris Pratt
Image
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.
Chris Pratt
Image
To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing. And to be able to go work with Kathryn Bigelow - that's going to be pretty sweet. Hopefully I don't have to go back to being a waiter. That's still my main goal.
Chris Pratt
Image
'Ten Year' was probably - I might say 'Ten Year' was my favorite filming experience of anything I ever worked on. It was totally different from 'Moneyball' in that it was a small budget, independent movie. It had a giant ensemble of actors, all of whom were basically working for free.
Chris Pratt