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I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.
Chris Hardwick
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.
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When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
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When I was in school, if you wanted a computer, you had to build one. But today, computers are everywhere. We're all obsessed with technology and having the latest gadgets. Nerd culture is ubiquitous.
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I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.
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I was very competitive growing up. I can't even play chess anymore because I used to play tournament chess in school. There's too much sense memory of sitting in front of a chess board and getting super intense about it. It's ruined the game for me.
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Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.
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It's very easy to attack ourselves. Even comforting in its familiarity, but you must resist this urge at all costs. Dwelling on the past or your perceived flaws will do nothing but keep you under emotional house arrest and hamper your progress. Commit yourself to growth and reward yourself with kindness for choosing to do so!
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The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.
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Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.
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You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.
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Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.
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The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.
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Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.
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If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.
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I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype.
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